第350章 知子莫若父(1 / 1)

贺瑶傅余笙 佚名 0 字 2021-03-07

“就这么结婚了?”傅家二老,冯家二老,看着桌子上摆的整齐的大红结婚证,差点儿一口气上不来。这简直是惊天奇闻,天天嘟囔着自己没对象,没谈恋爱的两个单身狗,竟然突然结婚了?“嗯。”傅明逸倒是回答的言简意赅,一个嗯字,代替了所有。在他看来,无需解释,任何解释都多余。冯梦怡则怂了。在双方老人面前,一下子从河东狮化成了纯良的小白兔,低着头装温柔,一言不发。“啪!”是冯梦怡的妈妈,拍案而起。怒目圆睁,两道原本秀气的眉毛就要竖到了天上去。“这么大的事情,你都不知道跟家里说一声,悄么声儿的,就这么把自己交代出去了?”冯母指着冯梦怡,手指哆哆嗦嗦,显然是生气极了。冯梦怡吓得一动不动,不敢抬头。如果刚才的纯良还是装的,那么这次,绝对是真真的,害怕呀!天哪,第一次见自己的老娘发飙,太吓人了。“妈!妈!别激动,坐下慢慢说,慢慢说…”傅明逸站起来,怯怯地试探着把丈母娘伸向冯梦怡的胳膊给放下去。然后出言安抚着。开玩笑,这个冯梦怡现在可是自己的老婆了,好不容易骗回来的,可不能给吓坏了,吓傻了,那自己多亏呀!冯母一把把他扒拉一边去了,指着冯梦怡,继续进行血泪控诉。傅明逸无奈的吐了吐舌头。天哪,这一点就炸的脾气,可算是知道冯梦怡随谁了。“我能不激动吗?终身大事,不说是父母之命媒妁之言吧,好歹也得给父母说一声吧!你瞅瞅你,悄么声儿就把这事儿给办了!你置我和你爸于何地!”冯母越说越激动,手指都要戳到冯梦怡的头皮上了。冯梦怡死死地低着头,就是不肯抬起来。她害怕啊,一颗小心脏瑟瑟发抖,实在不敢面对母上大人的雷霆之怒。“你说!你这样做对得起谁?对得起我还是对得起你爸!还是你觉得对得起傅明逸?啊?他知道你懒得跟蛆似的吗?他知道你在家里连饭都不会做吗?他知道你睡觉磨牙打呼噜吗?他知道你去卫生间拉屎不关门吗?他知道你晚上睡个觉都能自己从床上滚到床底下吗!”冯母这一串的排比句,把冯梦怡炸了个七荤八素。冯梦怡惊恐地抬起头,看着自己的亲妈,那一瞬间,她真的怀疑。自己是不是亲生的。你见过,有亲妈,如此白话自己女儿的?我不信!旁边的傅明逸已经快笑疯了。傅家二老,虽然面上保持着镇定,但是从他们颤抖的肩膀,看得出来,也在极力隐忍着呼之欲出的爆笑!一定辛苦极了!“妈!”冯梦怡刷地一下子站起来,打断了冯母的话。“我是你亲女儿!能不能给我留点面子!我不要脸的?”“就是因为你是我的亲女儿,我才不能把你放出去害人!”啧啧!放出去…你瞧瞧人家这词儿用的…“妈!”冯梦怡气的跺脚。“亲家!亲家!消消气!”傅母站起来,抚着冯母的胳膊,温言细语地劝着。傅母今天真是长见识了,第一次见比自己还“直爽”的人。冯母这次乖了,估计也骂够了,听傅母的话,从善如流的坐了下去。“亲家,你就不要怪梦怡了。这件事,是我们家老二做的不好,考虑的不周到,委屈梦怡了。你就不要怪孩子们了,该有的礼数咱一样也不少,全部給补上!。”“补上是应该的!但是我也得跟你们说一下这个孩子的毛病。谁家娶媳妇都不容易,我不能坑你们呀!这孩子,一身的毛病!”冯母拉着傅母的手,说的情真意切。“没事,没事,我们家皮糙肉厚,抗坑!”傅母看着冯母,也说的楚楚动人。…一对新人,看着这对奇葩的母亲,眼神里露出了深深的恐怖。天哪,自己这二十几年是生活在一个什么样的魔掌之中啊,还天天觉得父慈子孝,温馨的家。啊呸!全是假的!你看看,面临大事,都现原形了吧,一个个,把自己的儿女给败坏的,像是捡来的讨债鬼一般,恨不得自己甩掉!双方都是爽快人,很快商议出婚礼的时间和地点,以及具体的事项。看到他们如此的流畅,傅明逸和冯梦怡更加确定,他们肯定是捡的,两个老母亲不知道在心里预演过多少次两个人被逐出家门自立门户的流程,所以现在才如此的熟稔。傅母上次操办了傅余笙和贺瑶的婚事,这次,就变得轻车熟路多了,很多冯母想不到的细节,她也都细心的提了出来。冯母啧啧称奇,她觉得自己的女儿真是走了狗屎运,竟然会碰上这么一家子好人。想到此,她更加觉得良心难安,觉得自己坑了人家,于是,脸上的笑容就温和了许多。而傅母,知道自己的老二从来不是个正经的主儿,如今竟然能有人肯嫁给他,简直是天上掉馅饼,想到自己儿子的毒嘴,不知道让多少女孩儿望而却步,傅母就更加喜欢冯梦怡了,嗯!不错!这是个不畏艰难的女孩儿!想到这,傅母也笑的温和而谦卑。傅明逸和冯梦怡看着相谈甚欢,笑语盈盈的两个母亲,忍不住头大。他俩都是怕麻烦的人,结婚如此繁琐的流程,听着都头大,别说到时候真正实打实的走一遍了。两个人互相使了个颜色,趁着两位母上大人唾沫星子直飞,正是谈的最高潮的时候,悄悄地站起身子,准备开溜。“?”刚转过身,就一脸惊恐的回过头,噗通一下子坐了下去,老老实实地听着两个母亲在唠叨,再也不敢有往外跑的心思了。为什么?两个父上大人,去门神一般,站在他们身后,目光炯炯地看着他俩,生怕他们跑了去!真可谓是,知子(知女)莫若父啊!

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