狼龙法相命魂(1 / 2)

星域修仙界 皇虱子 0 字 2021-03-16

艾曼跟随苍淼学习功夫茶道,圣闲闭关修炼,三天后,狼头龙角蟒身的狼龙命魂法相圣兽出现,龙吟啸天,声音洪亮,圣闲睁眼,叹气而语:“这命魂圣兽,不在是蓝鳞真龙命魂圣兽法相,却变成了狼龙法相命魂圣兽,也不知道是福还是祸。”

狼龙法相命魂圣兽,化蓝色灵气,落入圣闲百汇穴,消失不见,圣闲起身,叹气而语:“没想到,法相命魂圣兽变化,连我的修为都提升到了炼气境界三星一品一重天一阶一级境界。”

此时艾曼走了进来,微笑着讲:“夫君,我努力学习,终于学会功夫茶道了。”

圣闲看这光头的艾曼,感觉到不可思议,弱弱着问:“你这是怎么了?”

艾曼哭泣着讲:“没真材实料的本事,结果学功夫茶道,苍淼姐姐为难我,我就被剃头了。”

圣闲睁大了眼睛,嘀咕着讲:“我靠!不就是想学一门手艺而已,居然还得剃头?”

艾曼哭泣着跑向圣闲怀里,撒娇着讲:“这就是我以前不好好学习努力,现如今被剃大光头了。”

圣闲赶快劝解到:“乖啦!别哭,我的小宝贝,都怪我不好,不努力,才让你被剃头了,这都怨我,是我的不对。”

艾曼哭泣着讲:“我不好过,我也不让你好过,你也得被剃头是!”

圣闲尴尬着讲:“我本来就是光头呀,上次徒步去月亮之上,回来时落地,与大气层产生摩擦,结果把我一身毛发都给烧了,眉毛都是你给我画的,这事你难到不知。”

艾曼哭着哭着就笑了,突然笑到:“还真是同病鸳鸯沦落人,咱们夫妻俩这也是混得很悲催了。”

圣闲愤怒咆哮吼到:“以后谁跟我斗,就剃光一身毛,让他难看!”

艾曼弱弱着问:“这么狠?”

圣闲用力的点了点头,艾曼生气着讲:“那好,谁在斗,就剃一身毛发,让他难过,女人也必须剃!”

圣闲弱弱着讲:“我说艾曼,会不会狠了点?”

艾曼微笑着说:“我不知道,反正我就是很不爽!”

圣闲叹气而语:“好吧,我听你话!”

白莹弱弱着讲:“我都生不出跟你们斗的心思,实在是太狠了。”

黄沙皮犬明戒颤抖着讲:“我不听话,不会斗输被扒皮吧?”

圣闲微笑着回答:“不会,不过我会让你变成鸡冠犬,成为珍贵犬种!”

黄沙皮明戒霎时间无语,怕怕的看着圣闲,生气着讲:“我不要变成变种狗,我是沙皮犬,是斗狗。”

艾曼瞬间放出恶霸犬王,艾曼微笑着讲:“你们俩决斗,谁输了,就变成鸡冠犬!”

黄沙皮明戒看了看恶霸犬王,匍匐在地,狗爪抱头,一个劲的摇尾巴,大声喊话:“实在是太欺负沙皮狗了,我要告你们虐狗!”

圣闲微笑着讲:“愿赌服输,既然你输了,就变鸡冠犬吧!”

话说完,圣闲剑指一出,黄沙皮犬明戒,瞬间变成一条迷你版的鸡冠犬。

黄沙皮明戒愤怒咆哮吼:“把我毛都变没了,赶快给狗狗我找件衣服穿。”

艾曼霎时间就笑了,哈哈大笑着讲:“哇塞,没想到鸡冠犬,丑得这么清新脱俗,丑得这么难看至极,果真是珍贵犬种。”

艾曼收了恶霸犬王,嬉笑着讲:“被别人欺负,回家虐狗,实在是太舒服了!”

变成鸡冠犬的明戒,一副难过样讲:“虐狗违法,属于犯法行为,知道不?”

艾曼嬉笑着讲:“我们没虐狗呀,我们这是从根本上,就把你变了一个狗品种。”

变成鸡冠犬的明戒,咆哮着吼:“你们实在是太欺负狗了,你们居然虐沙皮狗狗的心,实在太虐狗狗了!”

艾曼微笑着讲:“谁让你不好好修炼了,你在不努力修炼,以后有的是苦给你吃!”

变成鸡冠犬的明戒,给呜呜呜,狗哭狼嚎了,白莹都看不过去了,开口讲:“艾曼姐,你别虐狗了,狗狗是人类的好朋友,虐狗违法呀!”

白莹如此一说,变成鸡冠犬的明戒,更是大声:“嗷嗷呜!大声狗哭狼嚎,听得圣闲很是烦恼,一脚就踢了房间。”

圣闲怒斥:“死狗,烦着呢,居然敢大声喧哗,纯粹就是找踢!”

白莹指着圣闲,弱弱着讲:“主持,你虐狗,你有违佛法!”

圣闲都懒得跟白莹说话,白莹看向了艾曼,看着艾曼闪亮的光头,一时间白莹笑得喘不过气来。

艾曼泪眼汪汪的看向圣闲,嘟囔着嘴喊:“夫君,她笑我!”

圣闲手扶额头,满面悲哀着讲:“头都被剃成光头了,你还不允许别人笑吗?”

艾曼哭泣着讲:“早知道,还不如养条狗呢,养你这么个男人,我被人笑,你居然都不帮我出气!”

圣闲看着白莹,怒斥:“丫头,你可知道,你没资格笑艾曼,你既然笑话了,我要找你决斗!”

白莹瞬间笑不起来了,弱弱着讲:“我认输!”

圣闲疯狂吼到:“拿头来剃!”

瞬间,白莹被剃头,此时汉思?保罗走了进来,一时间忍不住哈哈大笑,霎时间,光头效应显现,汉思?保罗被刮了眉毛,汉思?保罗没头发,所以被圣闲刮眉毛了。

特思?罗宾进来,一时没忍住,笑了起来,圣闲一声怒吼:“大魔若佛惊天善,人间无恶霸天魔,拿头来剃!”

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