第三百三十四篇 “半仙”堂叔(2 / 2)

且说这找妹夫老头,一路西,找郊区没找。老头儿子儿媳找累,车买矿泉水喝,说巧巧?路边百货亭子面老寓,儿媳妇眼尖,几老头打牌,抱着试试心思,俩人进。没,老寓登记处管人员听俩描述,点头承认这名字,刚住进来久,带过一,果亲爹!这太搞笑吧,老两口吵架,老头离走,住进养老院。奇闻呀!

这李老可这笑,算完回,心极郁闷。吃完晚饭,大闺女老爹急头白,心疼老爹,打老爹走走。李老门,走半时辰,来一超市门口,进给小孙买点零食,超市门口塑料皮帘子吗?这一掀帘子,里面人掀帘子,两人这一照面,李老差点晕,这自己小闺女吗?一抓住,嚎啕大哭呀!

这悲喜剧,可真造弄人呀!佩服这瘸腿堂叔,真两子!

5、男鬼

时候认真跟堂叔探讨一鬼神存,觉堂叔言语独特,用现网络语言说,雷人。

说人活着时候,对自己评价,男人女人一样,男人对自己百百满,胖、瘦、高、矮,帅、健壮,男人死,灵魂大离开,投胎。另男人奇,喜欢刺激,投胎做帅哥,投胎做壮士,投胎做女人。

而女人一样,尤美女自恋,美呀,怎死呢,甘心呀,可惜呀,肯离开。另女人感丰富呀,舍父母、子女,舍自己辛辛苦苦操持,鬼故里面大女鬼。

男鬼若离开,莫大委屈,气愤过,遇男鬼更可怕。一般来人,遇女鬼,咱唠叨唠叨,一,送走,实行,吓唬一吓唬走,遇猛鬼一般接。问,遇过吗?堂叔讲这一件。

人来找,说跳楼人往跳时候,半空们凉台搁一,这一人感觉别扭。而且女人说半夜一睁眼,见黑影站床。

这男人一晚回,八点钟,黑,来回来路,一进楼感觉头沉。回,床睡觉。来电脑迷,经常晚玩12点休息,两口子没少吵架。才八点半床睡,女人一,对劲呀,问怎,昏沉沉,言语,呼呼睡,一睡二早10点,连班没。一连几这样,打针吃药管用,无精打采。

这男来找堂叔给,堂叔让坐马扎,告诉千万别睁眼,这坐一小时。这人忍住,还小心眼皮睁一,堂叔觉行,手脚麻,打走。堂叔为还病一星期。

堂叔说男鬼抓这男人一,没害,跟碰照面。这男鬼坏,这男人身带点阴气,给治时候,睁眼,啥知,驱。这一睁眼,这阴气乱窜,伤,手麻,知坏。

说,这严吗?堂叔说,女鬼给她来拥抱,受伤准她。男鬼吹口气,谁受!这句话雷轻。

6、校园怪异件

讲讲经历校园怪异件吧,大听听跟流传校园鬼故什。说巧,!太信离谱鬼故。

级时候,学校里开始属楼,住房,盖楼,们小伙伴奇。1982,济南还老舍描述样子,安安静静一小城市。

现小孩子,里人紧紧。们时候像现,小孩子吃完饭可处玩,楼刚刚打基,午们院人,跳基里玩。

工人们休息,周围没人,玩一会儿,人现草席子盖着一样东西。们奇,掀开,一大洞,虽洞口小,洞里面宽,而且洞面摆着骷髅头!

时候胆子特别小,敢再。们两南方学,俩胆子大,着玩,一姓魏小伙伴,着过瘾,找一棍子,一骷髅头挑来。

这举着,威风处走。时候们经常跑大学里免费电影(抗战放战争类电影),约莫知这几颗人头可济南战役死士兵。

这玩一会,们学校学。姓魏小伙伴还一没丢掉根棍子,骷髅头却忘记丢哪里。

来楼盖,们住进,而且清楚哪骷髅头。骷髅头人,姓潘,里小孩,比们小(潘住一楼)。这姓魏小伙伴住这潘姓小孩楼。

魏学跟关,影离小伙伴,比较强悍,打架没输过,没人敢欺负。住进久,魏学开始欺负楼小孩小潘,实没怎欺负,让每次见面喊点听。一次让潘爸爸听见,潘奶奶晚找魏爸爸说。

还找爸爸,说伙。完爸爸还踹一脚。按说小孩胡闹,大人说说完,二潘爸爸班遇魏学,知怎升无火,开始痛殴魏学。,一十岁壮汉痛打一十岁小孩,惨忍睹!魏学遭大皮鞋一脚,昏死过!

比较幸运,当没跟魏学一!来学校面这件。说这魏学挑骷髅头惹祸,过吧!

7、克星

再说克星,工厂时候,们单位位开铲车师傅,姓崔,认为一百一遇硬人。遇这人一共,八字软干脆认倒霉吧!

这位老崔首先一特点爱喝酒,从来没醉过,别管酒大,跟喝,准倒。喝醉没什,回路肯。这一倒霉小赵,跟战友,海!小赵这人脾气爽,属犟驴似人。

晚们人一喝酒,一厂长弟弟。料,快小赵喝大,老崔抹抹嘴回,剩厂长弟弟搀着小赵东倒西歪回,路雾!

厂长弟弟一这况,说咱们打租车吧。小赵喝大,站路,身夸张摆大字型,拦住一辆租车,清车没人,结果从车来5壮汉,一顿胖揍。据厂长弟弟说:还拉拉,接着感觉脸“嗙”一,自己飞。仅挨揍,钱包被抢走!

二倒霉小陈,战友,过比较老实点,伤轻点,跟老崔喝完酒回,摔掉俩门牙!

们战友,接来没幸免,躲几次,终没脱身。比俩点,吐一厕,完二继续吐,吐厂长门口,罚100oney。

们继倒,还惨。老崔用实告诉们,没惨,更惨!

厂长知什目,改让老崔开吊车,害怕早晚工厂铲?

,车队老刘快退休,午快班,刷车,车开洗车台,一会钻车底检查。当老刘还车面时候,崔大爷开着吊车来。

洗车台长,崔大爷吊车停老刘车头对头,吃饭。老刘从车底钻来,见车,可没见面吊钩,从沟里往一窜,一头撞吊钩,当场翻白眼。来治,落残疾,干活,废人!

厂长一妙,让老崔继续开铲车,毕竟铲车早晚归,单位里。一轮屠杀开始!

过半,这午老崔知何,从货场赶回来。让书记,书记没,让跟着老崔司花园里弄点花来,老崔,弄花。老崔又用铲车铲一棵柏树弄回来,回来。

午厨师老郑来办楼,对说,哪柏树,坟堆里才这。且还找书记说,知什,书记一没再动这棵柏树。灾难开始降临。

首先跟老崔关铁王技术员,神经病,老婆没,非说老婆胡搞,疯一位!

老郝刚办完退休手续,死;晚办楼老孙,早晨死澡堂里;车队老王翻车掉沟里。一连串打击,让人寒而栗,久柏树自己死,树身全黄!一,们工厂散。

巧吗?这位克星杰吗?另说一,老崔开一车辆美容店,!

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