新郎团队已经出发,新娘这边,所有人无一例外的快要被程春生给喂出糖尿病来,一个号称爱吃巧克力的女化妆师,被程春生盯着连吃十二颗费列罗,脸都是巧克力色。闵姜西手机响了一声,秦佔发来微信,是条手机拍的视频,她看了十几秒之后,马上递给程双看,程双问:“什么?”闵姜西忍不住勾起唇角,“自己看。”程双从头看,原来秦家让人在婚车经过的所有路口,派人发喜糖和巧克力,程双视线瞬间模糊,闵姜西道:“你之前说结婚的时候,要让人在路口发喜糖,让所有人都知道你结婚了。”陆遇迟也在看,嘴里嘀咕,“不知道欧巴的糖厂安排上没有。”程双眼泪涌出来,她赶忙睁大眼睛,慌着道:“不行不行,我美瞳要掉出来了。”陆遇迟说:“你别把双眼皮贴哭掉了就行,欧巴待会儿来了再认不出你。”八点,新郎婚车准时开到小区门口,一行人推开车门下来,一水儿的新中式男装,新郎身上的图案跟新娘礼服上的照相辉映,伴郎的则简单一些,冼天佐手里拿着捧花,面无表情。秦佔说:“我能看出你紧张,别人还以为你来抢亲的。”荣一京笑说:“要不让阿佑给你当个婚替?”冼天佐绷着脸,不是不高兴,是太紧张,毕竟第一次结婚,没什么经验。秦仹说:“放轻松,阿京懂得多,等下让他提点你。”荣一京挑眉,“大哥,你这话说的,不知道的还以为我结过多少次婚。”秦佔从旁道:“你连生孩子的事都懂,就别谦虚了。”冼天佑看着冼天佐,一本正经的问:“哥,要我帮你吗?”冼天佐抬眼,意味深长的看了眼冼天佑。程双跟门口保安打了招呼,这里是第一道关卡,必须先给他们一个下马威,保安接了程春生五斤喜糖,拍着胸脯保证,一定完成任务。眼看着一群身高腿长的男人们越走越近,两个保安商量着谁先开口‘刁难’,结果人走近,他们还没等开口,只见荣一京从拎着的LV旅行包里,掏出两个比信封还要大的红包,递过去,笑眯眯的说:“两位大哥早上好,我们来接新娘子的,麻烦开下门好不好?”看那红包厚度,就是十块一张,也得有两千,两个保安连连摆手不要,荣一京伸长了胳膊往里送,“欸,今天是大喜的日子,开门红,你们不收,一对新人怎么红?”几番拉扯下,保安收了红包,‘刁难’的理不直气不壮,整个过程都有现场视频传回到楼上,荣一京一个劲儿的催开门,程双扬声喊:“不行!别想蒙混过关。”秦佔问:“刁难你亲老公,你还想不想嫁了?”视频照不到程双那边的脸,只听得熟悉的声音传来,“恐吓我姐妹,你问问冼天佐,他还想不想娶了?”声音主人是闵姜西,秦佔脱口而出,“老婆,我都想你了,我来接你回家。”此话一出,手机那头一片起哄声,随后是陆遇迟的嘀咕,“冷静冷静,西姐,这都是他们的战术!”隔着手机,大家都能想象出闵姜西的表情,荣一京小声催秦佔,“多说几句,敌方军师就怕这个。”秦佔倒不是为冼天佐两肋插刀,单纯的真情实感,“老婆,你听得到吗?”程双扬声:“听得到!”荣一京瞬间笑场,“别乱答应,听清谁在喊老婆。”程双说:“我西姐唔……”话说一半,像是突然被人给绑了票,闵姜西道:“新娘没出息恨嫁,娘家人可都不急,由于新郎心不诚,临时多加十个考核项目……”冼天佐拿着捧花,一言未发,落了个心意不诚的名声。荣一京软磨硬泡,手机那头沉默数秒,不知道发生什么事,随即一个温和的女声传出,“不太行。”秦仹问:“谁啊?”秦佔瞥了眼荣一京,目光分明在说,管教无方。荣一京也抿了下唇,“丁叮,我们还是不是一个战壕里的战友了?”丁叮说:“我是娘家人。”荣一京铁齿铜牙,也怕丁叮这种嚼不烂的铜扁豆,眼看着时间一分一秒的过去,秦仹都开口了,求的不是程双,而是闵姜西,“弟妹,通融一下吧,都挺不容易的。”几秒后,手机里传出秦嘉定的声音:“娶老婆是很容易的事吗?”秦仹顿时哑口无言,秦佔说翻脸就翻脸,拽着冼天佐就往旁边走,一众人看得云里雾里,只有冼天佑反应最快,秦佔瞥了眼一旁三米多高的小区院墙,蹙眉说:“啰嗦什么,命运掌握在自己手里。”冼天佑动作专业的垫了一下,冼天佐一步登到墙头,一撩下身宽松衣摆,转眼间,从墙头一跃而进。秦佔最少有二十年没翻过墙,一想到闵姜西就在墙里,他热血沸腾,冼天佑垫了他一下,他动作没有冼天佐利索,但也慢两秒翻进去,脚刚沾地,就看到荣一京和秦仹等人走近。荣一京快要笑死,秦仹也忍俊不禁,冼天佐翻墙而入的瞬间,保安就很担心他们的安全,赶紧把门开了。秦佔不以为意,“我热热身不行吗?”荣一京道:“热身,你抢老婆吗?”秦仹说:“小闵就适合放在秦家压寨。”荣一京道:“她在哪哪是寨。”一行人顺利‘跃过’第一道关卡,视频同步中,楼上人清楚看到,马上派人堵第二道门,程春生听着房间里时不时传来的笑声和尖叫声,不安的踱步,“差不多行了,别真把天佐吓跑了。”丁恪笑说:“叔叔巴不得天佐跑吧?”程春生一脸正色的回道:“真不是,我昨晚做梦梦见程双她妈,她妈都说了,一定要趁着自己的机会把她嫁出去,过了这村就没这店了。”简而言之,短短几百米的距离,新郎团队一路过五关斩六将,折腾了快半小时,才到程双家门口。次卧房门紧闭,甚至怕人暴力破门,还堵了一个椅子,派荣昊坐上去压着。门外突然传来一声:“老婆,我来接你了。”门内摄影师在笑,对程双道:“新娘子再笑一点,新郎来了。”程双没盖红盖头,撇嘴道:“不是我老公。”再看闵姜西,她一脸无语,出声吧,顺了秦佔的意,不出吧,咽不下这口气。
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